Art never comes from happiness.

Art never comes from happiness.

hypergiants:

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."

"I don’t get it."

"What’s not to get."

"Why would she make you a sandwich?"

"Because… She’s a girl."

"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"

"I can make myself a sandwich."

"Cool, go make me one too."

[Smooth Criminal plays]

luigivevo:

keytosymphony:

worldaccordingtofangirls:

do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues

how about i taste yours for a change?

that was smooth af

This person needs a prize.

forevermaingay:

Two of the cruel things in life that I want to stop. If only I could build my own organization, or support one at least, I would. Just to stop these.

Have you ever been bullied? Have you ever been picked on, told that you aren’t good enough, and felt worthless? It’s not easy. Physical bullying…

orgyganic:

deadguy95:

orgyganic:

the mechanic came over to fix my broken stereo and he died while fixing it and i still had to pay for him being there and its not even fixed what the fuck

he died????

wait i forgot to say this is the sims 3 but even if it wasnt i’d still be pretty pissed

Cus being perfect is physically impossible
Natalie githu, pretty, love, perfection, perfect, (via nataliegithu)

If the Hunger Games had Facebook.