Art never comes from happiness.
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]
do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues
how about i taste yours for a change?
that was smooth af
This person needs a prize.
Two of the cruel things in life that I want to stop. If only I could build my own organization, or support one at least, I would. Just to stop these.
Have you ever been bullied? Have you ever been picked on, told that you aren’t good enough, and felt worthless? It’s not easy. Physical bullying…
the mechanic came over to fix my broken stereo and he died while fixing it and i still had to pay for him being there and its not even fixed what the fuck
wait i forgot to say this is the sims 3 but even if it wasnt i’d still be pretty pissed
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